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I attract odd people I swear.

A few days ago at work, Wednesday I think it was, I was on my own on the shop floor and this couple came in with their children. Two sons I think. Normal enough. They’re looking at Wii games and I’m just standing behind the counter doing fuck all because, hey, that’s what everyone else seemed to be doing downstairs. All of a sudden, the wife of the couple starts screeching at the top of her lungs, “WELL IT ISN’T HIS FAULT HIS BIRTHDAY IS THREE WEEKS AFTER CHRISTMAS” at the man, so loud that it actually makes me jump. She then storms away from her husband and the kids, and has the reddest face I have ever seen. As she’s storming away, she sees me, and starts glaring, giving me the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen. I’m standing there like, ‘okay’, and she walks past, glaring back at me still. And then storms out the shop. One of the little boys follows, looking really upset, and a few seconds later, the husband does too, looking very sheepish and quite embarrassed. I’d be fucking embarrassed too, that woman was mental. I assume he didn’t want to spend a lot on someone’s birthday present so soon after Christmas, but she didn’t care so went apeshit at him. What a fucking psycho. And I don’t know why she was giving me such a look either haha.

On the train to Coventry [where I am now, yay I made it] there’s a big luggage bit at the beginning of the train. Then there are normal train doors leading to a carriage where everyone sits, blah blah. I left my suitcase in the luggage bit as usual before I went into the carriage to sit. I noticed a buggy, but didn’t think much of it, cause there sometimes are buggies in there. A few minutes later after the train sets off, I double check that my suitcase hasn’t fallen over or anything, or been nicked, cause I am very paranoid and weird. My suitcase was fine, but I did however, notice that there was baby in the fucking luggage. I was just like, what the hell. I went back into the carriage and I noticed the mum was sitting in the seats opposite me. She went and checked on her child once. On a two hour journey. WAT. She couldn’t see him from where she was sat, who does that, anyone coming off the train could’ve just stolen him. It was bizarre. Why didn’t she bring him with her into the carriage ? Weird.

I’m going to Birmingham tomorrow eeeee. I like Birmingham.